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Introducing the Police Police: The Police That Police The Police [McSweeneys]
Satire
Decorative Wine Mom Signs to Promote the Vaccine [McSweeneys]
5 Must-Have Throw Blankets from Amazon to Stay Cozy in While Their Workers Fight to Unionize [Points In Case]
Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer and Other Family Mishaps That Ruined The Holidays [Weekly Humorist]
Pixar’s ‘Cars’ if it was actually written by cars [251]
A fancy luxury car ad for a fancy luxury guy. [251]
Someday You’ll Be Just Like Me [Yale Record]
Screenplay
Hello Neighbor [feature, in development]
With humanity on the cusp of potentially finding life on Jupiter’s moon, Europa, a lonely and retired child science entertainer gets recruited to the NASA public relations team to help answer the question: if we do find life, how do we tell everyone?
2025 Recipient of the SFFILM Sloan Stories of Science Development Fund Grant
Humpster Dumpster [half-hour comedy]
Humpty Dumpty’s deadbeat brother finds himself caught between his friends’ drug peddling scheme and honoring his deceased brother when he gets assigned as the caretaker to a sensitive little boy.
Quarterfinalist, Screencraft Comedy Competition 2023
Medieval Time [half-hour comedy]
After a team of scientists and their billionaire benefactor mistakenly time-travel to medieval England, they must make it back to their ship in time or risk getting trapped in the year of the Black Death.
No accolades (yet) but I love it.